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Saturday, July 04, 2009

I am a wizard monster

I am fucked. Screwed. Whatever you name it, i am. NO i take that back haha. But all i can say is that if i continue feeling like this, i will die before O's. Maybe even before prelims. Before my birthday. Before i get to give birth to my daughter ):
OKAY I guess i don't wanna screw myself anymore because that'll mean i wouldn't live to be bffs with my daughter.

Yup, so screw O levels. SCREW YOU. Your big brother Mr A ain't much of a difference. Why can't everyone just lie under the blue sky and chill every day. Or go out shopping and having coffee. Or lax at home, sip wine and eat chocolate and watch movies. Or go on a marathon. (these all mean living to me) Isn't that what we're told, to enjoy life to the fullest?

To add on to my bitterness of life. (I may be just as bitter as Walter Lee Younger) My Chinese Oral was the biggest failure of the month. HAHA and the month's only 4 days young. Stupid oral topic, screw you. Oh yeah one of the examiners had frizzy orange hair which would've made me laugh if i wasn't so frigggggn nervous! Oh well, my hopes of getting an A1 is kinda crushed. But all hope is not lost, my friends! My friends who think they screwed their chinese so far. Listening is yet to come. Listening can't be that hard right? (Assumptions for O's are hard to make so we shall not take any chances.)

I had a blast yst at the AYG EVENING festival. AHHAHA. I saw Hannah the tall bballer who has loads of brothers and who used to bully me in p1 yesterday. She's cool. &&&&& we were all on the dance floor partying. It was totally like clubbing. Even better, maybe. The Laos athletes were pretty gross. Is it just their culture or were they just being horny. The SG MMMMMUDDDDDS ARE SICKDICKS. HAHAHAHHAHAA. I will not elaborate.
I made friends with this Kuwait guy and some philippino dudes. Mao had her jap guy whom she only saw for like a minute? Heheh the Kuwait guy was so funny and cute (in his behaviour) so i gave him a balloon hat and gave up my glo-stick bracelet for him.

Anyway, i'm getting cranky.
Mao: Is it nice?
Me: My brother.
I can't rmb the other retard thing i said yesterday but all i know is that i was being a retard. Stupid retard.

K back to probability.
Probability rocks.
It's the best fun i've ever had in ages.
P(dying anytime soon)=0
P(Kissing JT)=0
P(seeing JT live)=0.146
P(going clubbing at home with arielene [HAHA])=1
P(drinking water in 1 minute)=0.5
P(getting back to studying after an hour of procrastinating)= uhhh...

Anyway, since O levels have screwed me so far, i am so gonna screw it upside down.
As in screw it for good. So that it'll surrender and give me my 6. Thx.

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Diarrrrhea is a piece of shit

Since i'm suffering from major diarrhea, i'll keep this blog post short, sweet, simple, and interesting.

This is my post from 24th Oct 2005 in its entirety.

HEHE!!! Im so 'proud' of myself!! This is the first time i have ever played truant!!!! It feels SOOO good to be free frm crappy boring school!! I have no one to talk to except annie and wen yu... TWO PPL!! What makes u think tt i wanna go back to sch??? AARRGHH i have NO idea wad's going on in school.. Do i sound like i care??? NO! For pete's sake i dun wanna go back to school already! Im just wasting my freaking time there!! AAAHHHH wadeva.. I have no choice but to go back to sch tmr... UNLUCKY ME....

AWW CrAppS```

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

OH yeah babes, check this.

19th October 2005.

heys ppl!! this is da first time im writing in my OWN blog so yea im insane!!!!! (chenxin helped me create it. it rox!!) :P sooo testrerday i went out with my frens sara, aisyah, annie and wen yu. rini didnt go tho... her mum wouldnt allow. Just like Kisha....:P so we went crappin around orchard-heeren and when we went to the orchard mrt station, guess who we bumped into?????? Valerie and Naquiya!!!! Everyone was like omg... well whatever..... i dont care abt anything as u all know....lol XD hahaha.. And then l8r aisyah had to go home then sooner or l8r wen had to go home too...so it was just me, annie and sara.lolx. AND THEN U KNOW WAD THOSE FREAKS DID TO ME????(well not freaks las...i wun be too harsh on them) OMG they gave me an extreme makeover!!! I was soooo freaked out by what i was looking like!!! aaahh they made me wear this skirt and slobbered make-up all over my face!!! aaahhh my mum yelled at me......:( soo i will only put it when im 18 las.... im going to turn all girly if no on stops these ppl frm changing me...AAHHH help!!!!!!!! well wadeva.. im so bored now... i wanna go to wen's hse but it is RAINING!! Y cant it rain ltr??? wadever... see u!!

CrAppS``

AWESOME STUFF AIN'T IT?

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Jumping Jacqs

Is it just me or am i still high from formation camp?
I think it's me. The high-ness is great!
Tell me if you feel high too.

I've been living in a cocoon! House is on fire so i moved to grands' place. No i'm kidding.
It has a huge ferocious dog who would escape at any chance and has a thousand and one mozzies. What it doesn't have is a table for studying. This is the life.

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored with chinese oral
I think i'm so amused by my reading i secretly laugh inside my brain
go to twitter
i think twitter is kwlz
www.twitter.com/killerlips
www.twitter.com/killertrains
and go check out michael cera's twitter. and many other celebs' ones. Awesome.

I think i change topic every paragraph.
This is like a random switcheroo blog which doesn't seem to focus on anything.
Well life shouldn't be lived systematically anyway. :)

Go to twitter everybody! make an account. It's free easy and fun and you can type as many one-liners as you want. Isn't that great. :)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hi new created Bobby

Yup, some kind of Bobby's back. Not the old crazy round ball bowl one (You thought you finally had the opportunity to laugh at me once again didn't you) but it's new improved Bobby! AHHAHAHHAH.

Watched Dive!! with Jelly and Mao. 2 movies in 2 days, 3 people, same person behind the movie counter who asked us to rate her service. twice.
ANYWAY we're all attached now.
Jelly has her guy,
I have my guy (who's super freaking hot)
and Mao has her guy.
They're all scrawny japanese hotties.
NOT gay at all. But maybe mao's one is a little bit. But he's real cute.

So byebye ah wu, hello Sosuke Ikematsu.

Our totally hot boyfriends.

Uh he's mine. :)

Jelly's!

Mao's! Diamond Eyes <> <>

My brother thinks i'm crazy to like Japanese gays. Oh i mean guys.
;)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Pens are the greatest machines

I'm back in the business, baby!
The business of wasting my time in front of an evil machine which spoils your life and sucks away precious life.
I'd rather spend my time with a machine that's superly awesome and fun to play with right?
THAT'S RIGHT, PENS.

Ohfmsdfsdasdmz omg.
The pen section in popular's is my hood yo.
I went pen shopping with mao and qinyue today. We spent an hour choosing pens.
BUT i think if they weren't there, i would've spent the whole day there. Then i would be POPULAR with the POPULAR staff. HAHAHAH.

ANYWAY UNIBALL ROCKS XD
Ffffff who uses XD nowadays right?
I think i will cancel it.
Okay it is cancelled.

I think exams and studying are all taking a toll on me.
I'm turning into a geek.
Somebody help.
Well at least it's not to a large extent where i go on and like HM.
You should all know who that is :)

Alex Deleon has the sexiest voice alive.
Next to Mraz;0

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Life is but a dream

Everybody should go to
www.jasonmraz.com
NOW!

Allow the voice function and click on every link on the left!
Especially the tour page. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Read all his journal posts! Check out all the links highlighted in red in his posts.
Check out his links too. He describes every single on of 'em.
The coolest thing is the voice over for almost every link on the left, no doubt.
I AM OBSESSED. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm sure you'll have a whacko time exploring his site just as i did. :)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Saturday, March 28, 2009

I want you back

Motown is some funky shiz!
Especially I want you back by the jackson 5. If i were p6, i would say, funkaaaaaaayyye.

ANYWAY, I am so freaking embarrassed. I think i embarrass myself too much!
Yesterday at Subway with Mao,
Woman: What sub do you want?
Me: Subway
(HAHAHA)
Man: What sauce do you want?
Me: Can you cut into 2?
(HAHAHA)
All i can say is, luckily i didn't pee in my pants. :)

American Idol is so disappointing.
I CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT BELIEVE THAT MATT WAS IN BOTTOM TWO.
RIDICULOUS.
LUDICROUS.
OXYMORON,
because Matt is a front runner.
If i were an American, i would vote 123456789 - 123456780 times for Matt cos i wouldn't have so much money. If not the minus sign would be a +.

Kara Dioguardi is really hot and smart! She should've been the judge since season 1.
& the paula giving simon the crayons thing, it was the most retarded thing i've ever seen. Although the mustache on paula was funny but still STUPID! DUMB! No i think the 9pm show on channel 8 is worse. GOSH CAN'T YOU BRING BACK COOL SHOWS.

I am very disappointed in my JT.
What the hell are you doing sexing around in the Love Sex Magic video when you're already engaged. (Are you?)
Although you're already sexy, you shouldn't do that to Jessica Biel.
Nvm i still love you and i hope you come to singapore and see me.
HAHAHHHAHA.

PS Mao Mars and Jelly,
I want to give up,
BUT I WON'T.
one day i'll heard that bloody song on the radio and i'll be like, AHA, I FOUND IT!
In the meantime i will crack my brains open.

Anyway Cameron Kheng Jin if you're reading this,
stop breaking your voice.
Oh yeah and i will kill you.
Because you are reading this/spying on me.

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

O. Lover

Betcha people don't come to my blog anymore cos it's dead like a green fish.
Anyway just wanted to say,

JASON MRAZ IS AWESOME
and
SO IS THE CAB

and
Me & MARS SCREWED OUT CHEM PRAC TODAY

and
I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE IN JUNE BUT IT CLASHES WITH FORMATION CAMP ,Damn.

and
I FAILED MY CHINESE ORAL BY A MILE

and
I CAN'T COMMUNICATE IN CHINESE
so i listen to the chinese radio every morning. Yes Jiu San San! Yes!

and
I LOVE JASON MRAZ

and oh yes
Matt Girard's got style. I love him too, too much.

Damn American Idol's the best reality show ever.
So is The Biggest Loser on Hallmark.

and Nickelback's new video "I'd come for you" (is it new? i've been alienating myself from the radio all because jason mraz is too addictive) made me (don't laugh), shed a few tears. :b

and to mao and jessica,
i have no asdfghjk idea what the song is.

cheerio.
goodbye, not the cereal.
go listen to Mraz if you need a quick fix.
;)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cassadee will you be my valentine

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Hope ya'll have a valentine each.
Which i don't seem to have.

Well i'm as LONELY as ever.
This is really miserable.
I feel so miserable.
Oh well there's always next year! If not, the following year.
Damn. :p

Well there's this one person who's in my life but out of my life now.
If you still still still x 9999998745612365498798756461256 don't know,
I fabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzking love you even if you don't.
Dunno how much longer i can keep this up but well i'll try!
Everytime i feel like giving up,
WELL, I DON'T! Ahahah. I'm a go-betty-go girl. Whatever that means. It sounds cool.

OH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT FOB.
ANW HEY MONDAY WAS AWESOME (DUH WHAT MORE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM CASSADEE POPE) AND SHE SINGS REALLY GOOD. but the bass was just quite bass-y.

AND FOB WAS SUPER FANTASTIC BUT THE MOSHING ALMOST KILLED ME. I GOT SICK OUT OF MOSHING. BUT WHATEVER IT WAS REALLY GREAT AND I'M QUITE HAPPY I DIDN'T PAY FOR THE TICKETS COS I GOT THEM FO' FREE' YO'. FROM 987FM. :D

FOB'S COVER OF AMERICAN BOY WAS CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOL TO THE MAX.
CASSADEE WAS OVER THE TOP HOT.
AND I CAUGHT FOB'S DAMNASS COOL GUITAR PICK.
IT'S ORANGE AND HAS THE FOLIE A DEUX BEAR ON IT.
OMG.
PICTURES ON FACEBOOK!

OH YES I HUGGED PATRICK, JOE AND ANDY. DAMN!

Other than that there was Novice today! Pretty angry with myself. But got my highest game in my life. Helll yeah. :D

Other than that, i'm pretty happy for jerlene. Found out something i never knew but was supposed to know from her. HAHAHHA. Yay jerlene you go girl.

Oh well, i guess i will just go fantasise about Cassadee.
(omg)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Sunday, February 01, 2009

How we're all alone

Today i realised how FKNGZSAGSAGAKLH IMPORTANT friends are.
Especially best friends. When someone disappears from your life, your other best friends back you up. So thanks bei wen yu i really love you. I really don't want you to quit yls if not i'll have to deal with my other bestie every fortnight. :o

Anyway my other best friend's a bitch. _ now looks like an egg. It's actually kinda funny! _ used to crack me up. (how ironic cos _'s the egg) I don't know why i can't make _ laugh like how _ makes me. _ made my december holidays the best ever. _'s really been a great friend until like a few weeks ago when we kinda stopped talking. _ didn't know that i really felt alone without _. But today i just realised that nothing really happened, just that _ hasn't talked to me for a hugely large period of time (2 weeks is hell without your best friend) and i forgive you! So i guess i should stop putting this symbol _ because i mean best friends shouldn't be ashamed of each other. but whatever gorilla i've always got your back and i'll always will. REMEMBER THAT and start talking to me often cos i really can't do without you. Really. Take this as an experience of my neediness for a best friend. & Good luck for your tourny tomorrow if you see this like now! I love you. Hard to say it out so i'll just type it out.

My other best friend louisa's a really super hot girl (No joke. can you see my serious face. :l ) and seriously i'm so super shocked at how much you've transformed ever since sec 1 and i am like 99999999999999 times impressed. You deserve __________ so you should take your chance on val's day or something. I love you too. Good luck with that yeah?

and i realised you shouldn't say to others what you don't want others to say to you. So i'm really sorry mao and I hope you still give me that something cos i really wanna do that something with you and if i don't do that something with you i will just collapse and someone has to bring me to a hospital then i will have drips stuck inside my body. Oh you just msged me and i'm forgiven. hell yeah baby we'll go do that thing REALLY WELL. It'll be really fun!

I CANNOT LOSE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE. If i do i will collapse then someone else has to bring me to the hospital to get drips stuck in my body.

and I wanted to thank God for being there for me today. I felt him through wen and panya and my coach who was there when i was bowling shit down the lanes today (omg it really sucked i think my ball could've just shitted across the lane for 1 hour)

Hell yeah friends are just as important as food and going to the loo. (bad comparison but it's heck true)

February's gonna be an EGGGGGCITING MONTH. for me and all of you. :)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Saturday, January 31, 2009

We have been beaten by humans

WELL WELL THE 987 FOLIE A DEUX CONTEST WAS CRRRRRRAZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
That's all i can say!
That's all i'm gonna say!
All i'm saying is that the china lesbo people who wanted to kiss but (almost)stripteased each other instead was a killa and totally got busted.

BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I can't think of anybody else who i hate to miss as much as i hate missing you. ;/

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Please catch my nose

IT SUCKS BEING FRGGGGIN SICK ON CHINESE NEW YEAR.
But i'll get through with it (i hope)

ANYWAY THIS AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER IS GOING BIG SCREEN,
and guess who're the cast!

JACKSON RATHBOURNE. JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER HAHAHHAHA!
AND JESSE MCCARTNEY. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
BIGGEST JOKE EVER. BIGGEST JOKE OF 2010.
Can't wait for it to come out so i can laugh my asss away!

He looks pretty all right here!

BUT I THINK HE'S BEEN HIT WITH FOLIE A DEUX
HAHAHA TOTALLY LIKE JASPER (right mao)

Okay well I miss my bestfriend(s) and i really hope to see them soon!

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Oh freckle, freckle, what makes you so special?

KONG SI PHA ZHAI.
Oh well, it's chinese new year again, and I totally look forward to our annual bowling fest every 2nd day of cny. We bet on money. Time to STRIKE IT RICH (HAHAAHAH)

Other than that, it's just eating oranges and getting very little ang pao money and going home to sleep and study. Mandarins are the bombs. I ate one during Bride Wars. This reminds me of friday! A reunion with the clique five! Really miss Yangs a lot. My job as a commentator for mass was a success thank God i love you. I saw my stalkers from my chair and they were like :O

Yanglin's taste has gone SOUR. What's up man. Zhu ge liang or whoever that is, is not cool. the NUM employee wasn't either. Maybe from afar la, excusable! & if you ever become anorexic i think we'll all take turns to step on you cos you'll be a stick! You know sometimes i just wonder whether it's possible to break a size zero model.

Saw Hannah from rgps on friday too! She's the girl with so many brothers and we used to hang out with Rachel khoo if i remember correctly. Wonder if she still rmbs me. They used to chase me around some staircase when i was pudgy. Real funny to imagine!

Oh yeah Bride Wars wasn't that great, but it really made me want to get married like, Now.
And come to think of it, valentine's is around the corner. I WILL BE BORED TO DEATH ON THAT DAY. Maybe my stalkers will give me a valentine. I would actually be happy! Cos other than that, nothing will happen i betcha. (but Lou has a misson and i wish her all the best!) Oh yeah, it's a saturday. This adds more to the No-fun-ness of the whole occasion. :(

Okay well hmm err ummm
hepi moonewniu ear!
hope your face becomes as round as a mandarin!

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Lovers become trends

SCHOOL'S BEEN CRAZY.
I am totally making the fullest of my first month of being a sec 4.

I have stalkers going COURTNEY COURTNEY everyday, and HOOT HOOT has been CRACKING mine and Mao's days in school up. Did i phrase that correctly. Anyway i almost peed in my pants last friday and today because of HH! HAHAHHAAHAA.
My english has been deteriorating. My overload of grandiloquent words in compos is seriously giving me a contrary effect in my marks. Hahaha whatever.
My IC looks funny, I have a funny accent (MAO has a great Brit one) and jess' madness really spreads to me.
We are FOBSESSED. Is that term too cliched! EEEEEE okay FOB O: HAHAHA Hope i can go see them. Must go.
Twisted fury destruction is just plain destruction. I'm vhappy :D
Teachers have been HILARIOUS. Mr Ta is funny and so is mr c but maybe he doesnt realise it. I don't know why they're not married. I think 4/2 burns the most calories a day by laughing!
Well that's not all but i have something top secret to do now. FOB :D

FOB IS COMING I CAN'T WAIT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LET'S ALL GO TOGETHER AND CRASH NOT LIKE HIPS OR CARS NO MORE LIKE PPPPARTIES. HELL YEAH.

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?